Its that time of the year …
And you’ve caught me. I stole these lines from someone else. They do say plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
I received some lovely clothing, had a lovely meal and a great cake.
You’ve got me again. I stole that too.
I’m just a petty thief. I probably come from a long line of them too. I am Australian after all.
I will not say how old I am but today I am officially old.
I share this day with royalty, Prince Edward and alleged assassins, the late James Earl Ray and Osama Bin Laden amongst others like Sharon Stone and Carrie Underwood.